something strikes me as far too entitled when halloween gets moved. first off, who can just move a holiday. but just saying, no, benevolent public, plan to be home another night too to give away your money to children, most of which half-assed dressing up. the boards of candy and costume corporations must be alternately wringing their hands and petting their white cats with delight at how ridiculous this has become.

billions spent every single year on halloween, thanksgiving, christmas, new years, valentines, easter, july 4th. and the vast majority on food of really suspicious quality. but we can't be bothered to pay teachers. sensible non-sequitur of the day.

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