one. my car and i were almost run over by a bunny bread truck. as unfortunate as it nearly was ["nearly" = 12-18in by eye-witness accounts], what would have been worse was that there is no way to live that down.. how'd i suffer massive burns? or, get that scar? from a bunny bread truck. at least run me down with some whole grains.


two. stay out of my dreams. it has been years and you do not belong there anymore.

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