i'm not saying i've never bought flowers for someone. i have and i probably will at some point in the future and if you know what you are doing they are nice to look at. (and i do.) but i think they are a stupid thing to give to someone. i spent too much money killing something that was formerly alive, p.s. have a colorful dead frog or a dolphin. yes, a dolphin. why not, while we're killing things unnecessarily.
there is, however, something worse than flowers, it seems. a plant. don't send me a chore. it's not a pet or a baby but, against my better judgment, i haven't yet chucked it out my backdoor. i tried to look past it and just be grateful, but it's pretty fucking annoying.
you are really good food and i am full