prosaic

touch�, aforementioned but intentionally misspelled olympics broadcaster. quite the counter, i must admit. i thought that i had you by pointing out how ridiculously lame your continual coverage of synchronized diving was.

and just as i got comfortable, leaning back smugly in my chair, you pushed the chair over and hit me with the leaky garbage bag that is speed walking.

i had completely forgotten that one could win a medal while imitating crazy old people in 2nd-tier malls throughout the country. i'll be more careful next time.