so she says that she would like "chicken fried rice.." okay. their roast pork fried rice or house special fried rice are better, and i find their chicken fried rice considerably less good, but tastes differ. especially bad and good ones. (that's right.)

"..with no onions.." still okay. i do not go so far as to request individual elements of fried rice deleted but if i could have the onions peas and carrots left out, i would be happy. i mean, it is rice. you can leave out the meat too, that's fine. i like rice. quit trying to force me to eat less than appealing vegetables.

here it comes.

"..and no chicken."

yeah. and do not look at me like i am insensitive to her jewish, muslim, vegetari-/veg-an, jules winnfield-esque diet choices. they have on the menu � which i am looking at right now for accuracy, and a mere two lines of text above � vegetable fried rice. aaand it is less expensive.

(i suspect she works at denny's.)

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